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The House of Commas

| May 29, 2008 | 2 Comments 

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”
(Franklin Roosevelt)

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
(Quentin Crisp)

THE LONDON literary scene was left in turmoil last night as an unknown thief made off with over ten thousand commas and a year’s supply of full stops as a result the war office has brought into force a nineteen thirty four piece of legislation that states all punctuation must now be written in longhand comma you know comma a bit like they did on telegrams stop fortunately comma as you may or may not have gathered comma new paragraphs are still in ready supply stop at the time of crisis comma it is only natural for people to start using replacement punctuation! however – professors at Huddersfield University are warning against it?! as it’s tiring to read;- and often grammatically inappropriate.

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