The Beast of Bodmin!

I knew, last night, as I lay awake in a darkened room I was being hunted down by THE BEAST OF BODMIN !!! (Dramatic swell of orchestral strings.)

The terrifying sound of this evil being had me cowering beneath my blankets, searching the room for signs that it may have located my presence. It was after my blood!  No one else, across the barren Moor heard the haunting sound though. I was alone in my turmoil.

The Beast is often thought to be a large, black, panther-like creature. I know the truth. The beast that haunted and terrorised my efforts at sleep last night was black yet considerably smaller and even more agile, able to evade capture as efficiently as the ellusive phantom feline.

In short…
Is it just me or are there considerably more mosquitoes around at the moment after our wet “summer”

(Actually, I have just found the answer to my own question HERE)

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