About The Bloke!

 

Baldylocks and the three Hairs

Tim was born at an early age - in fact he was two at the time.

Tim, who has never grown up, decided that he enjoyed school so much he didn’t want to leave. So, as a Primary School teacher, he now spends the day with thirty friends who have inspired him to write two full length childrens musicals, amongst other things… and have taught him all he knows.

Tim started composing at an early age …and decomposing shortly after. When Tim sets out on one of his “projects” he loses all sense of reality, hibernates to “The Black Hole” as his studio has become known, emerging only occasionally for clean socks and something to eat.

Tim’s daughter Ellie once drew a face on the back of his head as he worked …without him noticing! Tim spends hours each morning doing his hair…but always forgets to take it with him!

Tim now travels around being slightly famous, and getting away before anyone rumbles him!.

If you really are sad enough to want to find out more, visit www.timrylands.com but, perhaps, like Tim, you should just… get out more often.

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